Pierce rhapsodizes about the good old days. tag:shepherdscomical.com,2009-01-05:/2009/01/maecenasmaecenas/ 2009-01-05T08:00:00Z 2009-01-05T08:00:00Z People just don’t appeciate your subversive, ill-educated, uncouth shepherd the way they used to. Do you know the Roman nobleman Maecenas once gave a shepherd a small island in the Mediterrenean just for finding the right word to describe his mistress’s nipple? May I hazard a description of your mistress’s nipple
Colin draws their attention to a sheep grazing in the distance. It needs milking.
